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#1
Got jokes? They can be good and lame! Cheesy and innovative! ANYTHING YOU WANT.

Yes, even dead baby ones and racist ones, but bear the consequences of others hating you.

So I'll start...
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Spoiler:
Ten tickles!






If you don't get it:
Tentacles
WARNING: [Do not open if you are subject to epileptic seizures]
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#2
Why did the chicken cross the road?
to cross the road :DDDD
Click if you want. Just random stuff anyways.
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Yes i like peridot -w-
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Samlucas was here
Oh hey Lucas!~Kate
Hai c:
HI MAGICAL PERSON! ~Kate
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#3
How many dementia patients does it take to screw in a light-bulb?



To get to the other side.
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#4
http://dead-baby-joke.com/
Science, my lad, is made up of mistakes, but they are mistakes which it is useful to make, because they lead little by little to the truth.

-Jules Verne

 
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#5
I'm sorry, but I had to...

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?
Spoiler:
It was dead
Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree?
Spoiler:
It was stapled to the first one.
Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree?
Spoiler:
Peer pressure
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#6
Why did Timmy fall off his tricycle?

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Because he got hit by a truck.
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#7
this count?
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Click if you want. Just random stuff anyways.
Spoiler:
Yes i like peridot -w-
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Samlucas was here
Oh hey Lucas!~Kate
Hai c:
HI MAGICAL PERSON! ~Kate
Quotes
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#8
Only jokes that come to mind are:

How many software programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
Spoiler:
None, that's a hardware problem.

How many NSA agents does it take to change a light bulb?
Spoiler:
That information <deleted> <deleted> when the <deleted> possibly at the behest of <deleted> national security <deleted> due to <deleted>.

-TB
 
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#9
Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Spoiler:
Because he has no arms :D
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#10
OHH YES, I HAVE TONS OF JOKES!~

A guy tried making his friend laugh, so he told him ten puns. Sadly, no pun in ten did.
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I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not sure...
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Guy: Hey, why are you kicking me?!
Guy #2: 'Cause you have iss"shoes!"
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What happened to the cow that jumped over the barb wire fence?
Udder destruction.
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LEL. I'll post more later~
DiamondYvonnetheGreatDiamond

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