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Cheating Death
#31
I scratch the door open with my claws.

The person below me gets spawn-camped in PvP by catz95345, and I have lava buckets and TNT!
 
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#32
I easily pwn catz with my fists and my unarmored sexy self.

The person below is sitting upon the electric chair of death, in an underground base within cuba, unknown to any government. The plug is moments away from being plugged in.
 
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#33
I survive the electric chair because I have 9 lives, and I regenerate! I also have a healing potion, a swiftness potion, and a magic 'flying potion' (only catz can make that potion); to fly back to Catopia! (the world of catz)

The person below me will be in a room with infinite cats; and they are invincible!
 
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#34
I have a can of tuna and create my own Kitty Hunger Games.

The person below me gets ripped apart by 10 starving German Shepherds.
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#35
I use a ultrasonic whistle and they bugger off.

The person below gets kidnapped by aliens.
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Keep your head up.
TB was here
- GET OUT MY SIGNATURE!
 
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#36
The aliens where the same species as the ones from E.T. and even cure any disease I may have.

The person below me is wearing red and running with the bulls in Spain.
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#37
The Bulls respect my courage and i become their king.

The Person below me is buried alive
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TB was here
 
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#38
Good thing this is the time where they have strings in the coffins and if I were to ring it the Undertaker would come and dig me up.

The person below me is about to be slain by Nazzeh
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#39
I disconnect :)

The person below me is about to be spewed apart with lots of blood then sliced down the ribcage and have their ribcages pulled out one by one and the internal organs boiled until they die. MUAHAHAHA
DERPY STRIKES AGAIN!
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Hi :3
 
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#40
I am made of silly putty, and I remold back together.

The person below me dies of rainbow poisoning.
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Trollol.
'Nuff Said.
 
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