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Cheating Death
#11
Turns out the lions just wanted hugs.

The person below me is about to be sent to live on the Jurassic Park islands.
 
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#12
All the dinosaurs are dead

You are about to be in the epicenter of a nuclear blast
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#13
Turns out that already happened on 6 August, 1945. I was not alive then.

The person below is about to be struck down by chuck Norris in an inescapable, non survivable manner!
Science, my lad, is made up of mistakes, but they are mistakes which it is useful to make, because they lead little by little to the truth.

-Jules Verne

 
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#14
Chuck Norris turns out to be your father!

The person below me is about to explode form stupidity.
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#15
Turns out I didn't explode from stupidity because I'm a muffin.

The person below me is about to be thrown in an oil tank from used cars and locked in there.
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#16
I pull a Harry Houdini and escape.

The next poster is in the boat of a viking funeral while unconscious.
 
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#17
It turns out they put me on the wrong ship,

The person below is drowning in a oil tanker
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#18
Turns out the oil was gummy bears.

The person below me is trapped in a car that is underwater.
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#19
Turns out I have 3 2-hour tanks of oxygen. I wait for them to use a crane and pull me and the car out of the water.

The person below me is in the front row at a Justin Bieber Concert.
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#20
i died and was reincarnated as a bunny

The Person below me is at the bottom of the ocean
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